Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Thou Shalt Lol

Sephiramy I will tell God
Sephiramy Well gee
Sephiramy Sorry for believing so deeply in that thing you made, guy
Sephiramy That was my mistake
Sephiramy Because you CAN'T CREATE FOR SHIT then I will actively troll him from hell
delya LOL
Sephiramy LOL GUUD JOB ON UR MARY SUE MAN CREATION GOOD ONE DAT WAS
delya I'M TROLLIN GOD
delya HAHAHA
delya DOES UR PPL SPARKL IN SUN?
Sephiramy YOU MADE DEM IN UR IMAGE DAT SO LAEM U LAME GOD CANT U CUM UP WIT NUTTIN ORIGINAL U MAEK ALL DESE GREAT BACKGROUND ANIMALS DEN MAKE MAN CENTER STAGE CUZ DEY SHARE UR PRINCIPLE DAT LAEM
Sephiramy LMAO
delya IS PPL UR AVATAR OR SUMTHIN
Sephiramy Hahahaha
delya U SUK
delya MINE IZ A PURPL WOLF
Sephiramy Then God would blog about it
delya WITH RAINBOW HAIRS
delya IS BETER
delya dude
delya I wonder if anyone has made a blog for god
Sephiramy "i'm so over it. i have lots of fans. where are your fans Sephiramy and delya? o yeah all of your fans are in hell with you. great job." then the ass kissery could begin in comments
delya HAHAHAHAHA
delya jees gawd u so lulzy
Sephiramy naaah u lulzy haha
Sephiramy Then one random person would be like
Sephiramy DON'T LISTEN GOD JESUS IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER CREATED
delya HAHAHAHA
Sephiramy and God would be all KIRIBAN AT 1 BILLION SAVED
delya HAHAHAHAHAHA
Selenedragon LOLOLOL HEY GOD HOW MANY BBYS UR RAPTOR SON KILLED NAO?
* delya dies
Sephiramy LMAO
* delya dies for your lulz
Sephiramy LLMAAOOO
Selenedragon Better to troll in Hell than to fap in heaven.
delya FFFFFFFFFFF

2 comments:

  1. This is the best thing I've ever read. Ever.

    One day, you should collect up all of these insanely awesome IM convos and turn them into a book or comics or something. That'd be incredible.

    And then the world would explode.

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  2. +1 internets for a Milton-fapping reference.

    Pretty sure Paradise Lost was the 17th century written Innernette. Deys all baitign eve wid the apple and Satan all trolled God and shit so he got banned and God went on an admin rampage through the Old Testament.

    I'm sure that old blind bastard would sock me for saying that <.<;

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